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United States Masters Swimming USMS Streamlines, 1/26/10 |
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Bad puns
Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.
Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying. I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.
The pirate captain was standing in his treasure pile. He didn't have very much -- his booty was only shin-deep.
He ate wheat even though he was allergic to it because he was a gluten for punishment.
Observations on Living
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, but teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.