Imponderables

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If there really are multiple universes, what do they call the thing that they're all part of?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

If all is not lost, then where is it?

If you swim in a pool filled with Visine, what color would your eyes turn?

If you accidentally step on a tetnus needle, what do you do?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that the other one enjoys it?

If 21 is pronounced twenty-one, 31 is pronounced thirty-one, and so on up, why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty-one?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Daylight savings time -- why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Can you cry under water?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?

If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How important does a person have to be before they're considered "assassinated" rather than just "murdered"?

Why do television stations report power outages?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?