Flint Pen Strand

What Birds Are Really Thinking

Don't test me.

I will lock you in the trunk and join the people searching for you.

It's okay if you disagree with me.

I can't force you to be right.

Remember when I asked for your opinion?

Yeah, me neither.

I don't take orders.

I barely take suggestions.

I'm not bossy.

I'm aggressively helpful.

Lazy is such an ugly word.

I prefer the term 'selective participation.'

If you think I'm sarcastic now,

you should hear what I don't say!

It's all right if you don't like me.

Not everyone has good taste.

I'm not loitering.

I'm waiting for inspiration to strike me.

I am invincible!

Fear the fluff!

I prefer to describe myself as 'delightfully difficult.'

It would be easier if you just agreed.

I'm busy right now.

Can I ignore you some other time?