Flint Pen Strand
What Birds Are Really Thinking
Don't test me.
I will put you in the trunk and join the people searching for you.
It's okay to disagree.
I can't force you to be right.
Remember when I asked for your opinion?
Yeah, me neither.
I'm sorry, but I don't take orders.
I barely take suggestions.
I'm not bossy.
I'm aggressively helpful.
'Lazy' is such an ugly word.
I prefer the term "selective participation."
Think I'm sarcastic now?
You should hear what I don't say.
Don't like me?
Not everyone has good taste.
I'm not lazy.
I'm waiting for inspiration to strike me.
I am the almighty!
Fear the fuzz!
Fear it!
I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult."
And it would be much easier if you just agreed.
