Flint Pen Strand What Birds Are Really Thinking | |
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Don't test me.I will lock you in the trunk and then join the people searching for you. |
It's okay if you disagree with me.I can't force you to be right. | |
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Remember when I asked for your opinion?Yeah, me neither. |
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I don't take orders.I barely take suggestions. |
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I'm not bossy.I'm aggressively helpful. |
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Lazy is such an ugly word.I prefer the term 'selective participation.' |
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If you think I'm sarcastic now,you should hear what I don't say! |
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You don't like me?Well, not everyone has good taste. |
I'm not loitering.I'm waiting for inspiration to strike me. | |
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I am invincible!Fear the fluff! |
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I prefer to describe myself as 'delightfully difficult.'It would be easier if you just agreed. |
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I'm busy right now.Can I ignore you some other time? |