Flint Pen Strand
What Birds Are Really Thinking
Don't test me.
I will lock you in the trunk and join the people searching for you.
It's okay if you disagree with me.
I can't force you to be right.
Remember when I asked for your opinion?
Yeah, me neither.
I don't take orders.
I barely take suggestions.
I'm not bossy.
I'm aggressively helpful.
Lazy is such an ugly word.
I prefer the term 'selective participation.'
If you think I'm sarcastic now,
you should hear what I don't say!
It's all right if you don't like me.
Not everyone has good taste.
I'm not loitering.
I'm waiting for inspiration to strike me.
I am invincible!
Fear the fluff!
I prefer to describe myself as 'delightfully difficult.'
It would be easier if you just agreed.
