Flint Pen Strand

What Birds Are Really Thinking

Don't test me.

I will put you in the trunk and join the people searching for you.

It's okay to disagree with me.

I can't force you to be right.

Remember when I asked for your opinion?

Yeah, me neither.

I'm sorry, but I don't take orders.

I barely take suggestions.

I'm not bossy.

I'm aggressively helpful.

'Lazy' is such an ugly word.

I prefer the term "selective participation."

If you think I'm sarcastic now, you should hear what I don't say!

You don't like me?

Well, not everyone has good taste.

I'm not lazy.

I'm waiting for inspiration to strike me.

I am the almighty!

Fear the fuzz!

Fear it!

I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult."

And it would be much easier if you just agreed.

I am busy right now.

Can I ignore you some other time?