Demotivation

DARE TO SOAR

With enough hot air, even losers like you can fly

DESTINY

Failure is not an option; it's your destiny

FATE

is like an unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters bringing you things you didn't order and don't like

GOALS

Be ordinary, because striving for anything more is futile

MOTIVATION

Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated individual. To survive, stay lazy

MULTITASKING

is the art of doing twice as much as you should and half as well as you could

PERFECTION

The race for perfection has no end, so it's more like a death march

SELF DISCOVERY

Someday you'll find yourself, and you'll be disappointed

SLACKERS

Forcing you to work more because they won't

OPTIONS

When deciding whether to fight fire with fire, remember that fire departments use water

STRESS

Inside every beautiful snowflake is a unique meltdown waiting to happen

SUCCESS

is just failure that hasn't happened yet

TRADITION

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it isn't incredibly stupid