Demotivation
	DARE TO SOAR With enough hot air, even losers like you can fly.
	DESTINY Failure is not an option. It's your destiny.
	FATE is like an unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters bringing you things you didn't order and don't like.
	GOALS Be ordinary, because striving for anything more is useless.
	MOTIVATION Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated individual. To survive, stay lazy.
	MULTITASKING is the ability to do twice as much as you should and half as well as you could.
	PERFECTION The race for perfection has no end, so it's more like a death march.
	SELF DISCOVERY Someday you'll find yourself, and you'll be disappointed.
	SLACKERS Forcing you to work more because they won't.
	SOLUTIONS When deciding whether to fight fire with fire, remember that fire departments use water.
	STRESS Inside every beautiful snowflake is a unique meltdown waiting to happen.
	SUCCESS is just failure that hasn't happened yet.
	TRADITION Just because you've always done it that way is no guarantee that it's not an incredibly stupid idea.